You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing!!
My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, “How old was your husband?” “98” she replied, “Two years older than me.” “So you’re 96,” the undertaker commented. She responded, “Hardly worth going home, is it?”